About the Business

Have you ever met an enigma? You haven’t?

Well, hello. I’m Marta.

Sometimes I make sense. Often, I don’t. In my confusion you are entertained. Hell, so am I!

I am, simply put, the riddle you could never figure out.

I’m a woman with wild, crazy hair and painted, pouty lips who’s tatted up…and I’m a homeschool mom. I claim the Bronx as home, but I’ve never lived anywhere for more than six years. My mother’s from Puerto Rico by way of Brooklyn; my father’s from New Jersey. I cook Lebanese food (and cook it well, I’m told).

No one gets me, yet everyone understands me. Visit my blog for more about me...


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